I've been waiting 3 weeks (or is it 4) for Saturday Night Live to come back, just so they could make fun of Sarah Palin. And while they didn't give her a pageant sash as I had fervently hoped, the wait was worth every second. My personal favorite line (though there are so many):
Hillary Clinton: I believe diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.
Sarah Palin: I can see Russia from my house!

Please, for the love of god, watch it here. I think I need an icon of Tina posing with the imaginary shotgun.  Hell, I think I t-shirt.  Or a poster.  Or siding for my house.

And while the Broncos tried REALLY hard to give that game away, Ed Hoculi with his malfunctioning technology and mistaken calls gave it right back.  Thanks, Ed.

The Broncos won 24-23 because of a small Christmas miracle delivered by Cincinnati's holder, and that's all that matters.  

On another note, I found something I like about Florida besides the ocean and Walt Disney World.  Because, before this last week, I was having a hard time reconciling a life with giant bugs, humidity, old people and tourists driving in my way, hurricanes, and no seasons.  But, it doesn't snow in Florida and at this moment, I think that's a wonderful thing.

And on a third note, how come every time I stop watching General Hospital for a few days, whether out of boredom or laziness, they whip out the best episode/scene of the last like, six months? Because I'm cursed; I know.

Lastly, Big O Tires is fired.  I took my car in on Tuesday to get my snow tires put on (only one blizzard too late), have them pull a nail out of a tire that was already on there, and replace the bulb in my turn signal.  I get my car home and the turn signal doesn't work.  I take it back and they say they "forgot" despite having charged me for it.  This was after the last time I was there to get my oil changed and my tires rotated.  They didn't rotate my tires or they would have found the tire that had a nail in it.  Apparently, they always do one less thing than you ask them for, and that doesn't really work for me.  I would just always ask for one more thing than I needed, but they probably wouldn't forget to do that one.  Jerks.

See, Jay Cutler seemed to be much more comfortable and began showing signs of a quarterback worth supporting.  So, I'm glad I didn't automatically think he was a loser for those first two games, but I also don't think he's God's gift to football because of the win on Sunday.  Contrary to my nature, I suppose I'll form my opinion over a long period time and based on actual facts and performance.  Anyway, Broncos win 37-20.  Yea!  On a sadder note, the Nuggets traded for Allen Iverson which means I'm going to have to listen to his stupid ass being arrogant and moronic on the news every night despite the fact that not only do I loathe basketball, but this is a FOOTBALL town!  (and then a hockey town and on nice days in the summer when you have tickets, a baseball town...but NEVER a basketball town.)

So, the Broncos won 17-7.  However, I would like to recommend to Jake Plummer and the coaching staff that he have his eyes checked to make sure he isn't color blind.  And, it would be nice if the offensive line could step it up a little to give him a little more time since he's prone to panicking and such.  The defense was pretty good considering.  That is all.