I've been missing you since February, but I'm still eternally disappointed in how all this has turned out.  You're not really a 10:30 (or...11:30 for those of you in real!America) kind of guy.  I just know they're gonna make you leave behind all the awesome stuff that made you awesome and dumb down your acerbic wit for the touchy, easily-offended masses.  Last night I watched some Late Night on youtube and wrapped myself in the deliciousness of you talking about how crappy your show is and some Walker, Texas Ranger lever.  God, I miss that.  No more dirty Year 2000 and I'm certain no more Triumph...at least not in any recognizable form.  :(

And what do you do to compensate for all of these losses?  You give me ANDY-FUCKIN'-RICHTER?!  SERIOUSLY?!  Remember when you out-grew that guy, like a decade ago?  Dude, he's a hanger-on.  MAKE HIM LET GO.  And give me Joel!  

I'd like to punch whatever idiot decided on this course of action.  Leave Jay alone--he was super in that time slot, and Conan isn't meant to be truly mainstream.  Jimmy Fallon's nice and all...but clearly, Tina Fey was the brains in that operation.

So, glad to have you back, sad to see your state.