Seriously, Taylor Swift won Female Vocalist of the Year?!?!  That girl couldn't hit a note if it were a dead turtle and she had an inflatable, novelty baseball bat.  I would've been okay with any of the rest of them winning even though Miranda Lambert kinda bugs me and I'm really sick of Carrie Underwood and her whorey too-short-dress, legs apart, Shania Twain stance.  But, SERIOUSLY?! Taylor Swift over REBA?!  Do the same people vote for the CMAs as fix the Superbowl for Pittsburgh?